Train Very Close Call
I always worry about this train crossing intersections. This is why.

Ruthless Bitch Beats the Crap Out of Another Girl
Based on the beatdown she delivered, I think that big rig in the background might just belong to her.

Teacher Caught Having Sex with a Student in a Classroom
Good news ladies banging your teacher for a higher grade isnt just a myth. So put down those books and start flaunting your stuff in class

Helicopter Crashes As it Tries to Land in Switzerland
He almost landed it, but like my grandpa always said, almost doesn't get you pussy.